Klown, or: The worst movie sandwich of my life

Klown (2010) Directed by Mikkel Nørgaard ***SPOILERS*** She floated through the air, just catching my peripheral vision. I jerked my head ar...

Argo, or: Mastering the art of half-assery

Argo (2012) Directed by Ben Affleck ***SPOILERS*** Am I going insane? Is my heart slowly shrinking, or withering away? Or am I just turning ...

God Bless America, or: When a film's message matters more than anything else

God Bless America (2011) Directed by Bobcat Goldthwait ***SPOILERS*** The most frustrating aspects of God Bless America lie in anything and...

Goon, or: The inept attempt at combining violence and comedy

Goon (2011) Directed by Michael Dowse ***SPOILERS*** There are two qualities of Goon that work for me. My god…I can’t believe I just wrote ...

The Lorax, or: How will kids protect the environment...if they don't even care?

The Lorax (2012) Directed by Chris Renaud and Kyle Balda ***SPOILERS*** I’d be breaking one of my own film critiquing rules by discussing ho...

Wanderlust, or: How Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston aren't the stars

Wanderlust (2012) Directed by David Wain ***SPOILERS*** Name your favorite character from Wanderlust . Go ahead, I’ll give you some time to ...

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, or: How to perpetuate shallow metaphors and never back them up

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011) Directed by Mark  Neveldine and Brian Taylor ***SPOILERS*** Had you asked me what film I regretted p...